SPAM AND ANCHOVIES

Have you got anything without spam in it? Well, there's spam egg anchovies and spam, that's not got much spam in it. I don't want any spam. Why can't she have egg bacon spam and anchovies? That's got spam in it! No as much spam in it as spam egg anchovies and spam, has it? Could I have the egg bacon spam and anchovies without the spam then? Bleah.